Black Friday

Today is "Black Friday" aka the day we're doing Thanksgiving. The husband had to work his 12 hour shift (double time bonus woo) and we decided that since it's just Thanksgiving not Christmas or something that he would work and we would do Turkey Day the next day since he has a 3 day weekend. My parents are coming up for it and I'm stressed. Our vacuum isn't working for crap so the floors look terrible. I can't find my recipe for stuffing and can't get ahold of my mom to get the recipe, I haven't put the damn turkey in the oven and it's noon. Luckily it's only 15 lbs and completely thawed but WTF am I supposed to do? Hubby is sleeping, the 2 year old is horrible lately, she screams at EVERYTHING. I have a 6 page end of term paper due for the Humanities class that I HATE like poison on Wednesday, the class doesn't end till the 8th of December but the dumb biznatch is so lazy we have to have it in on the 3rd.....I'm just pissed about that. I don't understand what she wants, she writes out a bunch of gibberish and expects us to get it. Whatever I'm writing the paper my way with the appropriate number of references and that's it. I never ever have had so much trouble writing essays and such as I do for this moron. Seriously I've never gotten less than an A- on a paper or essay since 6th grade. Bleh, one good thing though is that instead of having to go try to get a TAG on sale at Target for my darling daughter I got it on sale for the same price on Amazon. Yay. My mom wants to do a little shopping so hopefully we'll get the chance.